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It was a really good Monday for being a Saturday

After exploring the abandoned building, he started to believe in ghosts

The external scars tell only part of the story

Jerry liked to look at paintings while eating garlic ice cream

The lyrics of the song sounded like fingernails on a chalkboard

The green tea and avocado smoothie turned out exactly as would be expected

A purple pig and a green donkey flew a kite in the middle of the night and ended up sunburnt

Today is the day I’ll finally know what brick tastes like

She could hear him in the shower singing with a joy she hoped he’d retain after she delivered the news

Being unacquainted with the chief raccoon was harming his prospects for promotion

Everyone was curious about the large white blimp that appeared overnight

They’re playing the piano while flying in the plane

People generally approve of dogs eating cat food but not cats eating dog food

He never understood why what, when, and where left out who

More RVs were seen in the storage lot than at the campground

The underground bunker was filled with chips and candy

He dreamed of leaving his law firm to open a portable dog wash

It isn’t true that my mattress is made of cotton candy

There’s probably enough glass in my cupboard to build an undersea aquarium

As he waited for the shower to warm, he noticed that he could hear water change temperature