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You’ve been eyeing me all day and waiting for your move like a lion stalking a gazelle in a savannah

I’m worried by the fact that my daughter looks to the local carpet seller as a role model

The tour bus was packed with teenage girls heading toward their next adventure

She found it strange that people use their cellphones to actually talk to one another

Nothing is as cautiously cuddly as a pet porcupine

Stop waiting for exceptional things to just happen

He hated that he loved what she hated about hate

Martha came to the conclusion that shake weights are a great gift for any occasion

Iguanas were falling out of the trees

He’s in a boy band which doesn’t make much sense for a snake

When she didn’t like a guy who was trying to pick her up, she started using sign language

Jason didn’t understand why his parents wouldn’t let him sell his little sister at the garage sale

The minute she landed she understood the reason this was a fly-over state

She borrowed the book from him many years ago and hasn’t yet returned it

They wandered into a strange Tiki bar on the edge of the small beach town

Warm beer on a cold day isn’t my idea of fun

The knives were out and she was sharpening hers

Swim at your own risk was taken as a challenge for the group of Kansas City college students

The waitress was not amused when he ordered green eggs and ham

The tumbleweed refused to tumble but was more than willing to prance