The opportunity of a lifetime passed before him as he tried to decide between a cone or a cup
I made myself a peanut butter sandwich as I didn’t want to subsist on veggie crackers
Car safety systems have come a long way, but he was out to prove they could be outsmarted
Yeah, I think it’s a good environment for learning English
There should have been a time and a place, but this wasn’t it
Written warnings in instruction manuals are worthless since rabbits can’t read
It took him a while to realize that everything he decided not to change, he was actually choosing
It caught him off guard that space smelled of seared steak
The team members were hard to tell apart since they all wore their hair in a ponytail
As he entered the church he could hear the soft voice of someone whispering into a cell phone
I may struggle with geography, but I’m sure I’m somewhere around here
Improve your goldfish’s physical fitness by getting him a bicycle
He was the type of guy who liked Christmas lights on his house in the middle of July
Smoky the Bear secretly started the fires
It’s a skateboarding penguin with a sunhat
When motorists sped in and out of traffic, all she could think of was those in need of a transplant
The green tea and avocado smoothie turned out exactly as would be expected
There were a lot of paintings of monkeys waving bamboo sticks in the gallery 
Three years later, the coffin was still full of Jello
Fluffy pink unicorns are a popular status symbol among macho men