He had a wall full of masks so she could wear a different face every day
Beach-combing replaced wine tasting as his new obsession
Erin accidentally created a new universe
There’s an art to getting your way, and spitting olive pits across the table isn’t it
A quiet house is nice until you are ordered to stay in it for months
On a scale from one to ten, what’s your favorite flavor of random grammar
Plans for this weekend include turning wine into water
Had he known what was going to happen, he would have never stepped into the shower
Normal activities took extraordinary amounts of concentration at the high altitude
He was all business when he wore his clown suit
As he looked out the window, he saw a clown walk by
One small action would change her life, but whether it would be for better or for worse was yet to be determined
The old rusted farm equipment surrounded the house predicting its demise
They say people remember important moments in their life well, yet no one even remembers their own birth
The tattered work gloves speak of the many hours of hard labor he endured throughout his life
It didn’t make sense unless you had the power to eat colors
As she walked along the street and looked in the gutter, she realized facemasks had become the new cigarette butts
Every manager should be able to recite at least ten nursery rhymes backward
Three years later, the coffin was still full of Jello
The clock within this blog and the clock on my laptop are 1 hour different from each other