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She saw no irony asking me to change but wanting me to accept her for who she is

I’m confused: when people ask me what’s up, and I point, they groan

Everyone was curious about the large white blimp that appeared overnight

Each person who knows you has a different perception of who you are

She insisted that cleaning out your closet was the key to good driving

He looked behind the door and didn’t like what he saw

The anaconda was the greatest criminal mastermind in this part of the neighborhood

Cursive writing is the best way to build a race track

The anaconda was the greatest criminal mastermind in this part of the neighborhood

It was the first time he had ever seen someone cook dinner on an elephant

The family’s excitement over going to Disneyland was crazier than she anticipated

She wanted a pet platypus but ended up getting a duck and a ferret instead

At that moment she realized she had a sixth sense

The light that burns twice as bright burns half as long

When she didn’t like a guy who was trying to pick her up, she started using sign language

Facing his greatest fear, he ate his first marshmallow :innocent:

A good example of a useful vegetable is medicinal rhubarb

Siri became confused when we reused to follow her directions

Today is the day I’ll finally know what brick tastes like

He was 100% into fasting with her until he understood that meant he couldn’t eat