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Green should have smelled more tranquil, but somehow it just tasted rotten

Thigh-high in the water, the fisherman’s hope for dinner soon turned to despair

Nothing seemed out of place except the washing machine in the bar

The best key lime pie is still up for debate

He put heat on the wound to see what would grow

The wooden spoon couldn’t cut but left emotional scars

He had concluded that pigs must be able to fly in Hog Heaven

Happiness can be found in the depths of chocolate pudding

8% of 25 is the same as 25% of 8 and one of them is much easier to do in your head

She wondered what his eyes were saying beneath his mirrored sunglasses

Nobody questions who built the pyramids in Mexico

They wandered into a strange Tiki bar on the edge of the small beach town

Harrold felt confident that nobody would ever suspect his spy pigeon

I was very proud of my nickname throughout high school but today- I couldn’t be any different to what my nickname was

Edith could decide if she should paint her teeth or brush her nails

It turns out you don’t need all that stuff you insisted you did

Car safety systems have come a long way, but he was out to prove they could be outsmarted

His mind was blown that there was nothing in space except space itself

His son quipped that power bars were nothing more than adult candy bars

He fumbled in the darkness looking for the light switch, but when he finally found it there was someone already there