I was very proud of my nickname throughout high school but today- I couldn’t be any different to what my nickname was
She had convinced her kids that any mushroom found on the ground would kill them if they touched it
He uses onomatopoeia as a weapon of mental destruction
I trust everything that’s written in purple ink
The fence was confused about whether it was supposed to keep things in or keep things out
Combines are no longer just for farms
At that moment I was the most fearsome weasel in the entire swamp
Jenny made the announcement that her baby was an alien
The pigs were insulted that they were named hamburgers
He picked up trash in his spare time to dump in his neighbor’s yard
The dead trees waited to be ignited by the smallest spark and seek their
Check back tomorrow; I will see if the book has arrived
I love bacon, beer, birds, and baboons
Please tell me you don’t work in a morgue
Everyone says they love nature until they realize how dangerous she can be
The fence was confused about whether it was supposed to keep things in or keep things out
There are over 500 starfish in the bathroom drawer
Pair your designer cowboy hat with scuba gear for a memorable occasion
The bird had a belief that it was really a groundhog
Lucifer was surprised at the amount of life at Death Valley