The door slammed on the watermelon
It’s not possible to convince a monkey to give you a banana by promising it infinite bananas when they die
Lightning Paradise was the local hangout joint where the group usually ended up spending the night
I used to practice weaving with spaghetti three hours a day but stopped because I didn’t want to die alone
Little Red Riding Hood decided to wear orange today
The beach was crowded with snow leopards
The bird had a belief that it was really a groundhog
It was a really good Monday for being a Saturday
As he entered the church he could hear the soft voice of someone whispering into a cell phone
The doll spun around in circles in hopes of coming alive
This made him feel like an old-style rootbeer float smells
She had convinced her kids that any mushroom found on the ground would kill them if they touched it
Courage and stupidity were all he had
You’ll see the rainbow bridge after it rains cats and dogs
As the rental car rolled to a stop on the dark road, her fear increased by the moment
I’ve never seen a more beautiful brandy glass filled with wine
As time wore on, simple dog commands turned into full paragraphs explaining why the dog couldn’t do something
There are over 500 starfish in the bathroom drawer
There were white out conditions in the town; subsequently, the roads were impassable
The sudden rainstorm washed crocodiles into the ocean