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The door slammed on the watermelon

It’s not possible to convince a monkey to give you a banana by promising it infinite bananas when they die

Lightning Paradise was the local hangout joint where the group usually ended up spending the night

I used to practice weaving with spaghetti three hours a day but stopped because I didn’t want to die alone

Little Red Riding Hood decided to wear orange today

The beach was crowded with snow leopards

The bird had a belief that it was really a groundhog

It was a really good Monday for being a Saturday

As he entered the church he could hear the soft voice of someone whispering into a cell phone

The doll spun around in circles in hopes of coming alive

This made him feel like an old-style rootbeer float smells

She had convinced her kids that any mushroom found on the ground would kill them if they touched it

Courage and stupidity were all he had

You’ll see the rainbow bridge after it rains cats and dogs

As the rental car rolled to a stop on the dark road, her fear increased by the moment

I’ve never seen a more beautiful brandy glass filled with wine

As time wore on, simple dog commands turned into full paragraphs explaining why the dog couldn’t do something

There are over 500 starfish in the bathroom drawer

There were white out conditions in the town; subsequently, the roads were impassable

The sudden rainstorm washed crocodiles into the ocean