Having no hair made him look even hairier
As he waited for the shower to warm, he noticed that he could hear water change temperature
Peanuts don’t grow on trees, but cashews do
He put heat on the wound to see what would grow
If I don’t like something, I’ll stay away from it
The tumbleweed refused to tumble but was more than willing to prance
A suit of armor provides excellent sun protection on hot days
Plans for this weekend include turning wine into water
He fumbled in the darkness looking for the light switch, but when he finally found it there was someone already there
It turns out you don’t need all that stuff you insisted you did
People generally approve of dogs eating cat food but not cats eating dog food
I may struggle with geography, but I’m sure I’m somewhere around here
They’re playing the piano while flying in the plane
The bird had a belief that it was really a groundhog
The worst thing about being at the top of the career ladder is that there’s a long way to fall
There can never be too many cherries on an ice cream sundae
I had a friend in high school named Rick Shaw, but he was fairly useless as a mode of transport
He was an introvert that extroverts seemed to love
The knives were out and she was sharpening hers
The sun had set and so had his dreams