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Having no hair made him look even hairier

As he waited for the shower to warm, he noticed that he could hear water change temperature

Peanuts don’t grow on trees, but cashews do

He put heat on the wound to see what would grow

If I don’t like something, I’ll stay away from it

The tumbleweed refused to tumble but was more than willing to prance

A suit of armor provides excellent sun protection on hot days

Plans for this weekend include turning wine into water

He fumbled in the darkness looking for the light switch, but when he finally found it there was someone already there

It turns out you don’t need all that stuff you insisted you did

People generally approve of dogs eating cat food but not cats eating dog food

I may struggle with geography, but I’m sure I’m somewhere around here

They’re playing the piano while flying in the plane

The bird had a belief that it was really a groundhog

The worst thing about being at the top of the career ladder is that there’s a long way to fall

There can never be too many cherries on an ice cream sundae

I had a friend in high school named Rick Shaw, but he was fairly useless as a mode of transport

He was an introvert that extroverts seemed to love

The knives were out and she was sharpening hers

The sun had set and so had his dreams