She did not cheat on the test, for it was not the right thing to do
I want to buy a onesie… but know it won’t suit me
Last Friday I saw a spotted striped blue worm shake hands with a legless lizard
Plans for this weekend include turning wine into water
The light that burns twice as bright burns half as long
Don’t put peanut butter on the dog’s nose
My secretary is the only person who truly understands my stamp-collecting obsession
Bill ran from the giraffe toward the dolphin
Flesh-colored yoga pants were far worse than even he feared
The sun had set and so had his dreams
He was disappointed when he found the beach to be so sandy and the sun so sunny
Everyone was curious about the large white blimp that appeared overnight
I was offended by the suggestion that my baby brother was a jewel thief
The light in his life was actually a fire burning all around him
He decided to count all the sand on the beach as a hobby
Despite what your teacher may have told you, there is a wrong way to wield a lasso
I met an interesting turtle while the song on the radio blasted away
Everything was going so well until I was accosted by a purple giraffe
If my calculator had a history, it would be more embarrassing than my browser history
If you like tuna and tomato sauce, try combining the two, it’s really not as bad as it sounds