đŸ„‘ 18f Kik@ purplequeen4u (beware of my impersonators)

Please tell me you don’t work in a morgue

My dentist tells me that chewing bricks is very bad for your teeth

Trash covered the landscape like sprinkles do a birthday cake

He decided water-skiing on a frozen lake wasn’t a good idea

The toy brought back fond memories of being lost in the rain forest

He said he was not there yesterday; however, many people saw him there

Everyone pretends to like wheat until you mention barley

If you like tuna and tomato sauce- try combining the two. It’s really not as bad as it sounds

A glittering gem is not enough

Truth in advertising and dinosaurs with skateboards have much in common

He had a wall full of masks so she could wear a different face every day

Everyone says they love nature until they realize how dangerous she can be

Courage and stupidity were all he had

She had that tint of craziness in her soul that made her believe she could actually make a difference

She did her best to help him

All she wanted was the answer, but she had no idea how much she would hate it

Improve your goldfish’s physical fitness by getting him a bicycle

The wake behind the boat told of the past while the open sea for told life in the unknown future

You have every right to be angry, but that doesn’t give you the right to be mean

Pantyhose and heels are an interesting choice of attire for the beach