đŸ„‘ 18f Kik@ purplequeen4u (beware of my impersonators)

Acres of almond trees lined the interstate highway which complimented the crazy driving nuts

Acres of almond trees lined the interstate highway which complimented the crazy driving nuts

She had a habit of taking showers in lemonade

She wondered what his eyes were saying beneath his mirrored sunglasses

That is an appealing treasure map that I can’t read

Nancy was proud that she ran a tight shipwreck

It’s never been my responsibility to glaze the donuts

The fence was confused about whether it was supposed to keep things in or keep things out

He poured rocks in the dungeon of his mind

It was the best sandcastle he had ever seen

The sign said there was road work ahead so he decided to speed up

He waited for the stop sign to turn to a go sign

He shaved the peach to prove a point

I want to buy a onesie
 but know it won’t suit me

I made myself a peanut butter sandwich as I didn’t want to subsist on veggie crackers

The stranger officiates the meal

There was no ice cream in the freezer, nor did they have money to go to the store

The fact that there’s a stairway to heaven and a highway to hell explains life well

I love bacon, beer, birds, and baboons

The door slammed on the watermelon