The miniature pet elephant became the envy of the neighborhood
The fog was so dense even a laser decided it wasnât worth the effort
Yeah, I think itâs a good environment for learning English
He walked into the basement with the horror movie from the night before playing in his head
I used to practice weaving with spaghetti three hours a day but stopped because I didnât want to die alone
A dead duck doesnât fly backward
It was her first experience training a rainbow unicorn
It doesnât sound like that will ever be on my travel list
He decided that the time had come to be stronger than any of the excuses heâd used until then
She was the type of girl that always burnt sugar to show she cared
Sometimes I stare at a door or a wall and I wonder what is this reality, why am I alive, and what is this all about?
Itâs not often you find a soggy banana on the street
When nobody is around, the trees gossip about the people who have walked under them
I am happy to take your donation; any amount will be greatly appreciated
I caught my squirrel rustling through my gym bag
Itâs not often you find a soggy banana on the street
As he waited for the shower to warm, he noticed that he could hear water change temperature
Imagine his surprise when he discovered that the safe was full of pudding
He watched the dancing piglets with panda bear tummies in the swimming pool
As you consider all the possible ways to improve yourself and the world, you notice John Travolta seems fairly unhappy