🥑 18f Kik@ purplequeen4u (beware of my impersonators)

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18f Kik@ purplequeen4u

There was no telling what thoughts would come from the machine

He found a leprechaun in his walnut shell

You have no right to call yourself creative until you look at a trowel and think that it would make a great lockpick

Gwen had her best sleep ever on her new bed of nails

We have young kids who often walk into our room at night for various reasons including clowns in the closet

His ultimate dream fantasy consisted of being content and sleeping eight hours in a row.

All you need to do is pick up the pen and begin

8% of 25 is the same as 25% of 8 and one of them is much easier to do in your head

It took me too long to realize that the ceiling hadn’t been painted to look like the sky

He set out for a short walk, but now all he could see were mangroves and water were for miles

Sometimes I stare at a door or a wall and I wonder what is this reality, why am I alive, and what is this all about?

There were white out conditions in the town; subsequently, the roads were impassable

She tilted her head back and let whip cream stream into her mouth while taking a bath

Car safety systems have come a long way, but he was out to prove they could be outsmarted

It’s never comforting to know that your fate depends on something as unpredictable as the popping of corn

8% of 25 is the same as 25% of 8 and one of them is much easier to do in your head.

Mothers spend months of their lives waiting on their children

You should never take advice from someone who thinks red paint dries quicker than blue paint

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