đŸ„‘ 18f Kik@ purplequeen4u (beware of my impersonators)

She advised him to come back at once

Lightning Paradise was the local hangout joint where the group usually ended up spending the night

The best key lime pie is still up for debate

His confidence would have bee admirable if it wasn’t for his stupidity

Everyone pretends to like wheat until you mention barley

Greetings from the galaxy MACS0647-JD, or what we call home

There aren’t enough towels in the world to stop the sewage flowing from his mouth

The chic gangster liked to start the day with a pink scarf

Doris enjoyed tapping her nails on the table to annoy everyone

I want more detailed information

Written warnings in instruction manuals are worthless since rabbits can’t read

Waffles are always better without fire ants and fleas.

The old apple revels in its authority

Little Red Riding Hood decided to wear orange today

He was the type of guy who liked Christmas lights on his house in the middle of July

He excelled at firing people nicely

Just because the water is red doesn’t mean you can’t drink it

He was the type of guy who liked Christmas lights on his house in the middle of July

Siri became confused when we reused to follow her directions

Last Friday I saw a spotted striped blue worm shake hands with a legless lizard