đŸ„‘ 18f Kik@ purplequeen4u (beware of my impersonators)

The blue parrot drove by the hitchhiking mongoose

As he waited for the shower to warm, he noticed that he could hear water change temperature

There were three sphered rocks congregating in a cubed room

It’s difficult to understand the lengths he’d go to remain short

He had concluded that pigs must be able to fly in Hog Heaven

It was always dangerous to drive with him since he insisted the safety cones were a slalom course

Mary plays the piano

As time wore on, simple dog commands turned into full paragraphs explaining why the dog couldn’t do something

The bug was having an excellent day until he hit the windshield

He shaved the peach to prove a point

I was very proud of my nickname throughout high school but today- I couldn’t be any different to what my nickname was

He found the chocolate covered roaches quite tasty

There aren’t enough towels in the world to stop the sewage flowing from his mouth

Instead of a bachelorette party

Greetings from the galaxy MACS0647-JD, or what we call home

The stranger officiates the meal

Truth in advertising and dinosaurs with skateboards have much in common

Kevin embraced his ability to be at the wrong place at the wrong time

Today we gathered moss for my uncle’s wedding

You can’t compare apples and oranges, but what about bananas and plantains?