đŸ„‘ 18f Kik@ purplequeen4u (beware of my impersonators)

I’ve traveled all around Africa and still haven’t found the gnu who stole my scarf

When he had to picnic on the beach, he purposely put sand in other people’s food

Fluffy pink unicorns are a popular status symbol among macho men

The family’s excitement over going to Disneyland was crazier than she anticipated.

The best key lime pie is still up for debate

It must be easy to commit crimes as a snake because you don’t have to worry about leaving fingerprints

The waves were crashing on the shore; it was a lovely sight

He learned the important lesson that a picnic at the beach on a windy day is a bad idea

The door swung open to reveal pink giraffes and red elephants

The toy brought back fond memories of being lost in the rain forest

The skeleton had skeletons of his own in the closet

The efficiency we have at removing trash has made creating trash more acceptable

It’s always a good idea to seek shelter from the evil gaze of the sun

They called out her name time and again, but were met with nothing but silence

As he dangled from the rope deep inside the crevasse

Not all people who wander are lost

Warm beer on a cold day isn’t my idea of fun

It took him a month to finish the meal

I don’t respect anybody who can’t tell the difference between Pepsi and Coke

Today I dressed my unicorn in preparation for the race