đŸ„‘ 18f Kik@ purplequeen4u (beware of my impersonators)

They improved dramatically once the lead singer left

Doris enjoyed tapping her nails on the table to annoy everyone

There were a lot of paintings of monkeys waving bamboo sticks in the gallery

Trash covered the landscape like sprinkles do a birthday cake

Some bathing suits just shouldn’t be worn by some people

Even with the snow falling outside, she felt it appropriate to wear her bikini

He decided to live his life by the big beats manifesto

I’ve traveled all around Africa and still haven’t found the gnu who stole my scarf

Nudist colonies shun fig-leaf couture

Fluffy pink unicorns are a popular status symbol among macho men

Of course, she loves her pink bunny slippers

I know many children ask for a pony, but I wanted a bicycle with rockets strapped to it

Rock music approaches at high velocity

The fog was so dense even a laser decided it wasn’t worth the effort

She had some amazing news to share but nobody to share it with

It would have been a better night if the guys next to us weren’t in the splash zone

I can’t believe this is the eighth time I’m smashing open my piggy bank on the same day!

The door slammed on the watermelon

I love bacon, beer, birds, and baboons

There’s a message for you if you look up