When he encountered maize for the first time, he thought it incredibly corny
I had a friend in high school named Rick Shaw, but he was fairly useless as a mode of transport
Shingle color was not something the couple had ever talked about
I canât believe this is the eighth time Iâm smashing open my piggy bank on the same day
David proudly graduated from high school top of his class at age 97
It was a slippery slope and he was willing to slide all the way to the deepest depths
The lyrics of the song sounded like fingernails on a chalkboard
Behind the window was a reflection that only instilled fear
Purple is the best city in the forest
She found his complete dullness interesting
I always dreamed about being stranded on a desert island until it actually happened
It was the best sandcastle he had ever seen
Written warnings in instruction manuals are worthless since rabbits canât read
She traveled because it cost the same as therapy and was a lot more enjoyable
Cats are good pets, for they are clean and are not noisy
Nudist colonies shun fig-leaf couture
The body piercing didnât go exactly as he expected
The rusty nail stood erect, angled at a 45-degree angle, just waiting for the perfect barefoot to come along
The body piercing didnât go exactly as he expected
Mothers spend months of their lives waiting on their children