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The hand sanitizer was actually clear glue
The opportunity of a lifetime passed before him as he tried to decide between a cone or a cup
He strives to keep the best lawn in the neighborhood
He spiked his hair green to support his iguana
Baby wipes are made of chocolate stardust
She only paints with bold colors; she does not like pastels
As the asteroid hurtled toward earth, Becky was upset her dentist appointment had been canceled
Bill ran from the giraffe toward the dolphin
The hawk didn’t understand why the ground squirrels didn’t want to be his friend
He hated that he loved what she hated about hate
The secret code they created made no sense, even to them
Jenny made the announcement that her baby was an alien
Purple is the best city in the forest
When I cook spaghetti, I like to boil it a few minutes past al dente so the noodles are super slippery
He wondered if she would appreciate his toenail collection
Flesh-colored yoga pants were far worse than even he feared.
He had a vague sense that trees gave birth to dinosaurs
A purple pig and a green donkey flew a kite in the middle of the night and ended up sunburnt
The sunblock was handed to the girl before practice, but the burned skin was proof she did not apply it