Your girlfriend bought your favorite cookie crisp cereal but forgot to get milk
He kept telling himself that one day it would all somehow make sense
The secret ingredient to his wonderful life was crime
Pair your designer cowboy hat with scuba gear for a memorable occasion
She borrowed the book from him many years ago and hasnât yet returned it
He strives to keep the best lawn in the neighborhood
Jim liked driving around town with his hazard lights on
There was coal in his stocking and he was thrilled
It took me too long to realize that the ceiling hadnât been painted to look like the sky
When money was tight, heâd get his lunch money from the local wishing well
Jenny made the announcement that her baby was an alien
They ran around the corner to find that they had traveled back in time
David proudly graduated from high school top of his class at age 97
As he waited for the shower to warm, he noticed that he could hear water change temperature
The stranger officiates the meal
He looked behind the door and didnât like what he saw
The pet shop stocks everything you need to keep your anaconda happy
I often see the time 11:11 or 12:34 on clocks
She lived on Monkey Jungle Road and that seemed to explain all of her strangeness
He was the only member of the club who didnât like plum pudding