The door slammed on the watermelon
The sunblock was handed to the girl before practice, but the burned skin was proof she did not apply it
He kept telling himself that one day it would all somehow make sense
They say that dogs are manâs best friend, but this cat was setting out to sabotage that theory
Someone I know recently combined Maple Syrup & buttered Popcorn thinking it would taste like caramel popcorn. It didnât and they donât recommend anyone else do it either
Mary realized if her calculator had a history, it would be more embarrassing than her computer browser history
Having no hair made him look even hairier
The murder hornet was disappointed by the preconceived ideas people had of him
It didnât take long for Gary to detect the robbers were amateurs
He found the chocolate covered roaches quite tasty 
She used her own hair in the soup to give it more flavor
Sarah ran from the serial killer holding a jug of milk
I was offended by the suggestion that my baby brother was a jewel thief
You have no right to call yourself creative until you look at a trowel and think that it would make a great lockpick
The thick foliage and intertwined vines made the hike nearly impossible
He was sitting in a trash can with high street class
I met an interesting turtle while the song on the radio blasted away
Rock music approaches at high velocity
My Mum tries to be cool by saying that she likes all the same things that I do
I received a heavy fine but it failed to crush my spirit