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When transplanting seedlings, candied teapots will make the task easier

On a scale from one to ten, what’s your favorite flavor of random grammar?

I want to buy a onesie… but know it won’t suit me

There are few things better in life than a slice of pie

Mr. Montoya knows the way to the bakery even though he’s never been there

Nudist colonies shun fig-leaf couture

The crowd yells and screams for more memes

Last Friday I saw a spotted striped blue worm shake hands with a legless lizard

  1. I’ll have you know I’ve written over fifty novels

The skeleton had skeletons of his own in the closet

There were white out conditions in the town; subsequently, the roads were impassable

In hopes of finding out the truth, he entered the one-room library

She folded her handkerchief neatly

When motorists sped in and out of traffic, all she could think of was those in need of a transplant

The thick foliage and intertwined vines made the hike nearly impossible

Please tell me you don’t work in a morgue

Everyone was curious about the large white blimp that appeared overnight

They throw cabbage that turns your brain into emotional baggage

Henry couldn’t decide if he was an auto mechanic or a priest

There’s a message for you if you look up