I ate a sock because people on the Internet told me to
There were a lot of paintings of monkeys waving bamboo sticks in the gallery
Poison ivy grew through the fence they said was impenetrable
The irony of the situation wasnât lost on anyone in the room
He loved eating his bananas in hot dog buns
He never understood why what, when, and where left out who
Please tell me you donât work in a morgue
Sarah ran from the serial killer holding a jug of milk
He ran out of money, so he had to stop playing poker
Please put on these earmuffs because I canât you hear
Itâs not possible to convince a monkey to give you a banana by promising it infinite bananas when they die
He was willing to find the depths of the rabbit hole in order to be with her
A purple pig and a green donkey flew a kite in the middle of the night and ended up sunburnt
They finished building the road they knew no one would ever use
Shakespeare was a famous 17th-century diesel mechanic
It isnât true that my mattress is made of cotton candy
As time wore on, simple dog commands turned into full paragraphs explaining why the dog couldnât do something
That is an appealing treasure map that I canât read
I may struggle with geography, but Iâm sure Iâm somewhere around here
He had accidentally hacked into his companyâs server