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I ate a sock because people on the Internet told me to

There were a lot of paintings of monkeys waving bamboo sticks in the gallery

Poison ivy grew through the fence they said was impenetrable

The irony of the situation wasn’t lost on anyone in the room

He loved eating his bananas in hot dog buns

He never understood why what, when, and where left out who

Please tell me you don’t work in a morgue

Sarah ran from the serial killer holding a jug of milk

He ran out of money, so he had to stop playing poker

Please put on these earmuffs because I can’t you hear

It’s not possible to convince a monkey to give you a banana by promising it infinite bananas when they die

He was willing to find the depths of the rabbit hole in order to be with her

A purple pig and a green donkey flew a kite in the middle of the night and ended up sunburnt

They finished building the road they knew no one would ever use

Shakespeare was a famous 17th-century diesel mechanic

It isn’t true that my mattress is made of cotton candy

As time wore on, simple dog commands turned into full paragraphs explaining why the dog couldn’t do something

That is an appealing treasure map that I can’t read

I may struggle with geography, but I’m sure I’m somewhere around here

He had accidentally hacked into his company’s server