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The most exciting eureka moment I’ve had was when I realized that the instructions on food packets were just guidelines

It took me too long to realize that the ceiling hadn’t been painted to look like the sky

The child’s favorite Christmas gift was the large box her father’s lawnmower came in

She couldn’t understand why nobody else could see that the sky is full of cotton candy

The blue parrot drove by the hitchhiking mongoose

He spiked his hair green to support his iguana

Poison ivy grew through the fence they said was impenetrable

Despite what your teacher may have told you, there is a wrong way to wield a lasso

There are over 500 starfish in the bathroom drawer

Nobody has encountered an explosive daisy and lived to tell the tale

She felt that chill that makes the hairs on the back of your neck when he walked into the room

Three years later, the coffin was still full of Jello

There should have been a time and a place, but this wasn’t it

The complicated school homework left the parents trying to help their kids quite confused

The underground bunker was filled with chips and candy

Truth in advertising and dinosaurs with skateboards have much in common

Kevin embraced his ability to be at the wrong place at the wrong time

The glacier came alive as the climbers hiked closer

Today I heard something new and unmemorable

All she wanted was the answer, but she had no idea how much she would hate it