The most exciting eureka moment Iâve had was when I realized that the instructions on food packets were just guidelines
It took me too long to realize that the ceiling hadnât been painted to look like the sky
The childâs favorite Christmas gift was the large box her fatherâs lawnmower came in
She couldnât understand why nobody else could see that the sky is full of cotton candy
The blue parrot drove by the hitchhiking mongoose
He spiked his hair green to support his iguana
Poison ivy grew through the fence they said was impenetrable
Despite what your teacher may have told you, there is a wrong way to wield a lasso
There are over 500 starfish in the bathroom drawer
Nobody has encountered an explosive daisy and lived to tell the tale
She felt that chill that makes the hairs on the back of your neck when he walked into the room
Three years later, the coffin was still full of Jello
There should have been a time and a place, but this wasnât it
The complicated school homework left the parents trying to help their kids quite confused
The underground bunker was filled with chips and candy
Truth in advertising and dinosaurs with skateboards have much in common
Kevin embraced his ability to be at the wrong place at the wrong time
The glacier came alive as the climbers hiked closer
Today I heard something new and unmemorable
All she wanted was the answer, but she had no idea how much she would hate it