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She learned that water bottles are no longer just to hold liquid, but they’re also status symbols

The small white buoys marked the location of hundreds of crab pots

He was sure the Devil created red sparkly glitter

The golden retriever loved the fireworks each Fourth of July

His thought process was on so many levels that he gave himself a phobia of heights

25 years later, she still regretted that specific moment

Thirty years later, she still thought it was okay to put the toilet paper roll under rather than over :smiling_face_with_three_hearts:

It isn’t true that my mattress is made of cotton candy

She opened up her third bottle of wine of the night

Honestly, I didn’t care much for the first season, so I didn’t bother with the second

Twin 4-month-olds slept in the shade of the palm tree while the mother tanned in the sun

Charles ate the french fries knowing they would be his last meal

She was the type of girl that always burnt sugar to show she cared

When I was little I had a car door slammed shut on my hand and I still remember it quite vividly

When she didn’t like a guy who was trying to pick her up, she started using sign language

The truth is that you pay for your lifestyle in hours

I thought red would have felt warmer in summer but I didn’t think about the equator

My biggest joy is roasting almonds while stalking prey

It must be five o’clock somewhere

Boulders lined the side of the road foretelling what could come next