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  1. The overpass went under the highway and into a secret world.

Chocolate covered crickets were his favorite snack

He looked behind the door and didn’t like what he saw

She wanted a pet platypus but ended up getting a duck and a ferret instead

The toddler’s endless tantrum caused the entire plane anxiety

The minute she landed she understood the reason this was a fly-over state

I want a giraffe, but I’m a turtle eating waffles

She always speaks to him in a loud voice

Peter found road kill an excellent way to save money on dinner

Tuesdays are free if you bring a gnome costume

It’s never comforting to know that your fate depends on something as unpredictable as the popping of corn

  1. My dentist tells me that chewing bricks is very bad for your teeth.

Chocolate covered crickets were his favorite snack

They called out her name time and again, but were met with nothing but silence

This is the last random sentence I will be writing and I am going to stop mid-sent

Poison ivy grew through the fence they said was impenetrable

He was willing to find the depths of the rabbit hole in order to be with her

Acres of almond trees lined the interstate highway which complimented the crazy driving nuts

I was starting to worry that my pet turtle could tell what I was thinking

  1. It was her first experience training a rainbow unicorn.