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They improved dramatically once the lead singer left :heart_eyes:

The shark-infested South Pine channel was the only way in or out

Flesh-colored yoga pants were far worse than even he feared

He dreamed leaving his law firm to open a portable dog wash

Sarah ran from the serial killer holding a jug of milk

  1. The pet shop stocks everything you need to keep your anaconda happy.

Van life is difficult with 2 cats and a dog

The hawk didn’t understand why the ground squirrels didn’t want to be his friend

Homesickness became contagious in the younger campers cabin

Always bring cinnamon buns on a deep-sea diving expedition

  1. The hand sanitizer was actually clear glue. :adult:

She was too busy always talking about what she wanted to do to actually do any of it

Edith could decide if she should paint her teeth or brush her nails

When nobody is around, the trees gossip about the people who have walked under them

He was disappointed when he found the beach to be so sandy and the sun so sunny

The beauty of the sunset was obscured by the industrial cranes

He watched the dancing piglets with panda bear tummies in the swimming pool

Fluffy pink unicorns are a popular status symbol among macho men

He learned the hardest lesson of his life and had the scars, both physical and mental, to prove it

  1. Her hair was windswept as she rode in the black convertible.