They improved dramatically once the lead singer left 
The shark-infested South Pine channel was the only way in or out
Flesh-colored yoga pants were far worse than even he feared
He dreamed leaving his law firm to open a portable dog wash
Sarah ran from the serial killer holding a jug of milk
- The pet shop stocks everything you need to keep your anaconda happy.
Van life is difficult with 2 cats and a dog
The hawk didn’t understand why the ground squirrels didn’t want to be his friend
Homesickness became contagious in the younger campers cabin
Always bring cinnamon buns on a deep-sea diving expedition
- The hand sanitizer was actually clear glue.
She was too busy always talking about what she wanted to do to actually do any of it
Edith could decide if she should paint her teeth or brush her nails
When nobody is around, the trees gossip about the people who have walked under them
He was disappointed when he found the beach to be so sandy and the sun so sunny
The beauty of the sunset was obscured by the industrial cranes
He watched the dancing piglets with panda bear tummies in the swimming pool
Fluffy pink unicorns are a popular status symbol among macho men
He learned the hardest lesson of his life and had the scars, both physical and mental, to prove it
- Her hair was windswept as she rode in the black convertible.