I love bacon, beer, birds, and baboons
Kevin embraced his ability to be at the wrong place at the wrong time
She was the type of girl who wanted to live in a pink house
He excelled at firing people nicely
Their argument could be heard across the parking lot
She discovered van life is difficult with 2 cats and a dog
Flying fish few by the space station
They desperately needed another drummer since the current one only knew how to play bongos
There was coal in his stocking and he was thrilled
Lucifer was surprised at the amount of life at Death Valley
They got there early, and they got really good seats
As he looked out the window, he saw a clown walk by
One small action would change her life, but whether it would be for better or for worse was yet to be determined
He is no James Bond; his name is Roger Moore
He was 100% into fasting with her until he understood that meant he couldn’t eat
Today I dressed my unicorn in preparation for the race
Don’t step on the broken glass
It was a slippery slope and he was willing to slide all the way to the deepest depths
The golden retriever loved the fireworks each Fourth of July
The fact that there’s a stairway to heaven and a highway to hell explains life well