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I love bacon, beer, birds, and baboons

Kevin embraced his ability to be at the wrong place at the wrong time

She was the type of girl who wanted to live in a pink house

He excelled at firing people nicely

Their argument could be heard across the parking lot

She discovered van life is difficult with 2 cats and a dog

Flying fish few by the space station

They desperately needed another drummer since the current one only knew how to play bongos

There was coal in his stocking and he was thrilled

Lucifer was surprised at the amount of life at Death Valley

They got there early, and they got really good seats

As he looked out the window, he saw a clown walk by

One small action would change her life, but whether it would be for better or for worse was yet to be determined

He is no James Bond; his name is Roger Moore

He was 100% into fasting with her until he understood that meant he couldn’t eat

Today I dressed my unicorn in preparation for the race

Don’t step on the broken glass

It was a slippery slope and he was willing to slide all the way to the deepest depths

The golden retriever loved the fireworks each Fourth of July

The fact that there’s a stairway to heaven and a highway to hell explains life well