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  1. A quiet house is nice until you are ordered to stay in it for months.

He was willing to find the depths of the rabbit hole in order to be with her

She did a happy dance because all of the socks from the dryer matched

Gary didn’t understand why Doug went upstairs to get one dollar bills when he invited him to go cow tipping

Warm beer on a cold day isn’t my idea of fun

Random words in front of other random words create a random sentence

The underground bunker was filled with chips and candy

She works two jobs to make ends meet; at least, that was her reason for not having time to join us

They were excited to see their first sloth

The two walked down the slot canyon oblivious to the sound of thunder in the distance

The overpass went under the highway and into a secret world

He walked into the basement with the horror movie from the night before playing in his head

The virus had powers none of us knew existed

The fish dreamed of escaping the fishbowl and into the toilet where he saw his friend go

There have been days when I wished to be separated from my body, but today wasn’t one of those days

The near-death experience brought new ideas to light

As time wore on, simple dog commands turned into full paragraphs explaining why the dog couldn’t do something

When money was tight, he’d get his lunch money from the local wishing well

The complicated school homework left the parents trying to help their kids quite confused

Carol drank the blood as if she were a vampire