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I was very proud of my nickname throughout high school but today- I couldn’t be any different to what my nickname was

He didn’t want to go to the dentist, yet he went anyway

You realize you’re not alone as you sit in your bedroom massaging your calves after a long day of playing tug-of-war with Grandpa Joe in the hospital

The overpass went under the highway and into a secret world

The Great Dane looked more like a horse than a dog

There is no better feeling than staring at a wall with closed eyes

The reservoir water level continued to lower while we enjoyed our long shower

Pink horses galloped across the sea

There were a lot of paintings of monkeys waving bamboo sticks in the gallery

I am counting my calories, yet I really want dessert

One small action would change her life, but whether it would be for better or for worse was yet to be determined

I received a heavy fine but it failed to crush my spirit.

Everything was going so well until I was accosted by a purple giraffe

I am never at home on Sundays

  1. Instead of a bachelorette party

The green tea and avocado smoothie turned out exactly as would be expected

Most shark attacks occur about 10 feet from the beach since that’s where the people are

It’s not often you find a soggy banana on the street

The most exciting eureka moment I’ve had was when I realized that the instructions on food packets were just guidelines

The ice-cream trucks bring back bad memories for all of us