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The manager of the fruit stand always sat and only sold vegetables

There’s a message for you if you look up

He went back to the video to see what had been recorded and was shocked at what he saw

He drank life before spitting it out

Mom didn’t understand why no one else wanted a hot tub full of jello

Today I bought a raincoat and wore it on a sunny day

It was always dangerous to drive with him since he insisted the safety cones were a slalom course

Potato wedges probably are not best for relationships

Just because the water is red doesn’t mean you can’t drink it

Last Friday I saw a spotted striped blue worm shake hands with a legless lizard

The delicious aroma from the kitchen was ruined by cigarette smoke

He set out for a short walk, but now all he could see were mangroves and water were for miles

I was very proud of my nickname throughout high school but today- I couldn’t be any different to what my nickname was

I became paranoid that the school of jellyfish was spying on me

Toddlers feeding raccoons surprised even the seasoned park ranger

She moved forward only because she trusted that the ending she now was going through must be followed by a new beginning

He strives to keep the best lawn in the neighborhood

Dolores wouldn’t have eaten the meal if she had known what it actually was

The rain pelted the windshield as the darkness engulfed us

My uncle’s favorite pastime was building cars out of noodles