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His mind was blown that there was nothing in space except space itself

I’m a living furnace

Strawberries must be the one food that doesn’t go well with this brand of paint

He had a vague sense that trees gave birth to dinosaurs

The rusty nail stood erect, angled at a 45-degree angle, just waiting for the perfect barefoot to come along

People keep telling me “orange” but I still prefer “pink”

She had that tint of craziness in her soul that made her believe she could actually make a difference

There’s a message for you if you look up

That was how he came to win $1 million

Baby wipes are made of chocolate stardust

She tilted her head back and let whip cream stream into her mouth while taking a bath

Mr. Montoya knows the way to the bakery even though he’s never been there

He wore the surgical mask in public not to keep from catching a virus, but to keep people away from him

A kangaroo is really just a rabbit on steroids

David proudly graduated from high school top of his class at age 97

Greetings from the galaxy MACS0647-JD, or what we call home

We need to rent a room for our party

They desperately needed another drummer since the current one only knew how to play bongos

She borrowed the book from him many years ago and hasn’t yet returned it

The shooter says goodbye to his love