It turns out you donât need all that stuff you insisted you did
You should never take advice from someone who thinks red paint dries quicker than blue paint
She folded her handkerchief neatly
His thought process was on so many levels that he gave himself a phobia of heights
Iâd rather be a bird than a fish
After exploring the abandoned building, he started to believe in ghosts
With the high wind warning
Whenever he saw a red flag warning at the beach he grabbed his surfboard
Green should have smelled more tranquil, but somehow it just tasted rotten
The sun had set and so had his dreams
He was 100% into fasting with her until he understood that meant he couldnât eat
A purple pig and a green donkey flew a kite in the middle of the night and ended up sunburnt
The beach was crowded with snow leopards
The ice-cream trucks bring back bad memories for all of us
It isnât true that my mattress is made of cotton candy
He ended up burning his fingers poking someone elseâs fire
The fog was so dense even a laser decided it wasnât worth the effort
8% of 25 is the same as 25% of 8 and one of them is much easier to do in your head
I ate a sock because people on the Internet told me to
The sky is clear; the stars are twinkling