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It turns out you don’t need all that stuff you insisted you did

You should never take advice from someone who thinks red paint dries quicker than blue paint

She folded her handkerchief neatly

His thought process was on so many levels that he gave himself a phobia of heights

I’d rather be a bird than a fish

After exploring the abandoned building, he started to believe in ghosts

With the high wind warning

Whenever he saw a red flag warning at the beach he grabbed his surfboard

Green should have smelled more tranquil, but somehow it just tasted rotten

The sun had set and so had his dreams

He was 100% into fasting with her until he understood that meant he couldn’t eat

A purple pig and a green donkey flew a kite in the middle of the night and ended up sunburnt

The beach was crowded with snow leopards

The ice-cream trucks bring back bad memories for all of us

It isn’t true that my mattress is made of cotton candy

He ended up burning his fingers poking someone else’s fire

The fog was so dense even a laser decided it wasn’t worth the effort

8% of 25 is the same as 25% of 8 and one of them is much easier to do in your head

I ate a sock because people on the Internet told me to

The sky is clear; the stars are twinkling