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I’m not a party animal, but I do like animal parties.

The changing of down comforters to cotton bedspreads always meant the squirrels had returned

Best friends are like old tomatoes and shoelaces

She thought there’d be sufficient time if she hid her watch

She was disgusted he couldn’t tell the difference between lemonade and limeade.

He decided to count all the sand on the beach as a hobby

He ended up burning his fingers poking someone else’s fire

She borrowed the book from him many years ago and hasn’t yet returned it

She was disgusted he couldn’t tell the difference between lemonade and limeade

Behind the window was a reflection that only instilled fear

I’m not a party animal, but I do like animal parties

Two seats were vacant

Jason didn’t understand why his parents wouldn’t let him sell his little sister at the garage sale

He stomped on his fruit loops and thus became a cereal killer

I don’t respect anybody who can’t tell the difference between Pepsi and Coke

The chic gangster liked to start the day with a pink scarf

She saw the brake lights, but not in time

The rusty nail stood erect, angled at a 45-degree angle, just waiting for the perfect barefoot to come along

People keep telling me “orange” but I still prefer "pink

Sometimes you have to just give up and win by cheating.