Iâm not a party animal, but I do like animal parties.
The changing of down comforters to cotton bedspreads always meant the squirrels had returned
Best friends are like old tomatoes and shoelaces
She thought thereâd be sufficient time if she hid her watch
She was disgusted he couldnât tell the difference between lemonade and limeade.
He decided to count all the sand on the beach as a hobby
He ended up burning his fingers poking someone elseâs fire
She borrowed the book from him many years ago and hasnât yet returned it
She was disgusted he couldnât tell the difference between lemonade and limeade
Behind the window was a reflection that only instilled fear
Iâm not a party animal, but I do like animal parties
Two seats were vacant
Jason didnât understand why his parents wouldnât let him sell his little sister at the garage sale
He stomped on his fruit loops and thus became a cereal killer
I donât respect anybody who canât tell the difference between Pepsi and Coke
The chic gangster liked to start the day with a pink scarf
She saw the brake lights, but not in time
The rusty nail stood erect, angled at a 45-degree angle, just waiting for the perfect barefoot to come along
People keep telling me âorangeâ but I still prefer "pink
Sometimes you have to just give up and win by cheating.