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There are few things better in life than a slice of pie

Siri became confused when we reused to follow her directions

She was too busy always talking about what she wanted to do to actually do any of it

Tom got a small piece of pie

Too many prisons have become early coffins

David proudly graduated from high school top of his class at age 97

As the years pass by, we all know owners look more and more like their dogs

She works two jobs to make ends meet; at least, that was her reason for not having time to join us

I ate a sock because people on the Internet told me to

She was the type of girl who wanted to live in a pink house

Jeanne wished she has chosen the red button

The wooden spoon couldn’t cut but left emotional scars

Every manager should be able to recite at least ten nursery rhymes backward

She felt that chill that makes the hairs on the back of your neck when he walked into the room

His get rich quick scheme was to grow a cactus farm

Tomatoes make great weapons when water balloons aren’t available

There were white out conditions in the town; subsequently, the roads were impassable

It didn’t make sense unless you had the power to eat colors

There are over 500 starfish in the bathroom drawer

The father handed each child a roadmap at the beginning of the 2-day road trip and explained it was so they could find their way home