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She couldn’t understand why nobody else could see that the sky is full of cotton candy

They ran around the corner to find that they had traveled back in time

I come from a tribe of head-hunters, so I will never need a shrink

  1. I was very proud of my nickname throughout high school but today- I couldn’t be any different to what my nickname was.

He didn’t want to go to the dentist, yet he went anyway

Smoky the Bear secretly started the fires

She insisted that cleaning out your closet was the key to good driving

She wondered what his eyes were saying beneath his mirrored sunglasses

He drank life before spitting it out

It was a slippery slope and he was willing to slide all the way to the deepest depths

Today arrived with a crash of my car through the garage door

He embraced his new life as an eggplant

  1. The newly planted trees were held up by wooden frames in hopes they could survive the next storm.

The waitress was not amused when he ordered green eggs and ham

At that moment she realized she had a sixth sense

The mysterious diary records the voice

I don’t respect anybody who can’t tell the difference between Pepsi and Coke

Please put on these earmuffs because I can’t you hear

He colored deep space a soft yellow

Whenever he saw a red flag warning at the beach he grabbed his surfboard