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The secret ingredient to his wonderful life was crime

Trash covered the landscape like sprinkles do a birthday cake

The fish dreamed of escaping the fishbowl and into the toilet where he saw his friend go

Warm beer on a cold day isn’t my idea of fun

Trash covered the landscape like sprinkles do a birthday cake

I honestly find her about as intimidating as a basket of kittens

I thought red would have felt warmer in summer but I didn’t think about the equator

I became paranoid that the school of jellyfish was spying on me

The virus had powers none of us knew existed

Combines are no longer just for farms

As the rental car rolled to a stop on the dark road, her fear increased by the moment

It’s difficult to understand the lengths he’d go to remain short

A quiet house is nice until you are ordered to stay in it for months

Barking dogs and screaming toddlers have the unique ability to turn friendly neighbors into cranky enemies

He swore he just saw his sushi move

Facing his greatest fear, he ate his first marshmallow

The shark-infested South Pine channel was the only way in or out

Mary realized if her calculator had a history, it would be more embarrassing than her computer browser history

Plans for this weekend include turning wine into water

Joe made the sugar cookies; Susan decorated them