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He didn’t understand why the bird wanted to ride the bicycle

Please put on these earmuffs because I can’t you hear

She couldn’t understand why nobody else could see that the sky is full of cotton candy.

It caught him off guard that space smelled of seared steak

Just go ahead and press that button

I used to practice weaving with spaghetti three hours a day but stopped because I didn’t want to die alone

He decided that the time had come to be stronger than any of the excuses he’d used until then

They say people remember important moments in their life well, yet no one even remembers their own birth

The ants enjoyed the barbecue more than the family

I liked their first two albums but changed my mind after that charity gig

All she wanted was the answer, but she had no idea how much she would hate it

The skeleton had skeletons of his own in the closet

Never underestimate the willingness of the greedy to throw you under the bus

He wore the surgical mask in public not to keep from catching a virus, but to keep people away from him

He was disappointed when he found the beach to be so sandy and the sun so sunny

The hummingbird’s wings blurred while it eagerly sipped the sugar water from the feeder

Martha came to the conclusion that shake weights are a great gift for any occasion

I was starting to worry that my pet turtle could tell what I was thinking

She wasn’t sure whether to be impressed or concerned that he folded underwear in neat little packages

Acres of almond trees lined the interstate highway which complimented the crazy driving nuts