As the years pass by, we all know owners look more and more like their dogs
The miniature pet elephant became the envy of the neighborhood
Pantyhose and heels are an interesting choice of attire for the beach
Two more days and all his problems would be solved
As he dangled from the rope deep inside the crevasse
We will not allow you to bring your pet armadillo along
The crowd yells and screams for more memes
The tumbleweed refused to tumble but was more than willing to prance
Waffles are always better without fire ants and fleas
It dawned on her that others could make her happier, but only she could make herself happy
Tomorrow will bring something new, so leave today as a memory
The clouds formed beautiful animals in the sky that eventually created a tornado to wreak havoc
The virus had powers none of us knew existed
I had a friend in high school named Rick Shaw, but he was fairly useless as a mode of transport
He is good at eating pickles and telling women about his emotional problems
I liked their first two albums but changed my mind after that charity gig
Lightning Paradise was the local hangout joint where the group usually ended up spending the night
Patricia found the meaning of life in a bowl of Cheerios
She wasn’t sure whether to be impressed or concerned that he folded underwear in neat little packages
For some unfathomable reason, the response team didn’t consider a lack of milk for my cereal as a proper emergency