She was the type of girl that always burnt sugar to show she cared
The best key lime pie is still up for debate
The sign said there was road work ahead so he decided to speed up
He was so preoccupied with whether or not he could that he failed to stop to consider if he should
You can’t compare apples and oranges, but what about bananas and plantains
It was the scarcity that fueled his creativity
She looked into the mirror and saw another person
Mom didn’t understand why no one else wanted a hot tub full of jello
His get rich quick scheme was to grow a cactus farm
Please tell me you don’t work in a morgue
The sight of his goatee made me want to run and hide under my sister-in-law’s bed
He felt that dining on the bridge brought romance to his relationship with his cat
Eating eggs on Thursday for choir practice was recommended
The bullet pierced the window shattering it before missing Danny’s head by mere millimeters
The bread dough reminded her of Santa Clause’s belly
People who insist on picking their teeth with their elbows are so annoying
The thunderous roar of the jet overhead confirmed her worst fears
Today is the day I’ll finally know what brick tastes like
The newly planted trees were held up by wooden frames in hopes they could survive the next storm
His thought process was on so many levels that he gave himself a phobia of heights