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She was the type of girl that always burnt sugar to show she cared

The best key lime pie is still up for debate

The sign said there was road work ahead so he decided to speed up

He was so preoccupied with whether or not he could that he failed to stop to consider if he should

You can’t compare apples and oranges, but what about bananas and plantains

It was the scarcity that fueled his creativity

She looked into the mirror and saw another person

Mom didn’t understand why no one else wanted a hot tub full of jello

His get rich quick scheme was to grow a cactus farm

Please tell me you don’t work in a morgue

The sight of his goatee made me want to run and hide under my sister-in-law’s bed

He felt that dining on the bridge brought romance to his relationship with his cat

Eating eggs on Thursday for choir practice was recommended

The bullet pierced the window shattering it before missing Danny’s head by mere millimeters

The bread dough reminded her of Santa Clause’s belly

People who insist on picking their teeth with their elbows are so annoying

The thunderous roar of the jet overhead confirmed her worst fears

Today is the day I’ll finally know what brick tastes like

The newly planted trees were held up by wooden frames in hopes they could survive the next storm

His thought process was on so many levels that he gave himself a phobia of heights