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Malls are great places to shop; I can find everything I need under one roof

Even with the snow falling outside, she felt it appropriate to wear her bikini

I’m a great listener, really good with empathy vs sympathy and all that, but I hate people

Three generations with six decades of life experience

8% of 25 is the same as 25% of 8 and one of them is much easier to do in your head

Joe discovered that traffic cones make excellent megaphones

The opportunity of a lifetime passed before him as he tried to decide between a cone or a cup

Mothers spend months of their lives waiting on their children

Thirty years later, she still thought it was okay to put the toilet paper roll under rather than over

Sometimes I stare at a door or a wall and I wonder what is this reality, why am I alive, and what is this all about

If I don’t like something, I’ll stay away from it

Imagine his surprise when he discovered that the safe was full of pudding

His ultimate dream fantasy consisted of being content and sleeping eight hours in a row

He played the game as if his life depended on it and the truth was that it did

After exploring the abandoned building, he started to believe in ghosts

You’ll see the rainbow bridge after it rains cats and dogs

He would only survive if he kept the fire going and he could hear thunder in the distance

It was difficult for Mary to admit that most of her workout consisted of exercising poor judgment

My secretary is the only person who truly understands my stamp-collecting obsession

The toddler’s endless tantrum caused the entire plane anxiety