Malls are great places to shop; I can find everything I need under one roof
Even with the snow falling outside, she felt it appropriate to wear her bikini
I’m a great listener, really good with empathy vs sympathy and all that, but I hate people
Three generations with six decades of life experience
8% of 25 is the same as 25% of 8 and one of them is much easier to do in your head
Joe discovered that traffic cones make excellent megaphones
The opportunity of a lifetime passed before him as he tried to decide between a cone or a cup
Mothers spend months of their lives waiting on their children
Thirty years later, she still thought it was okay to put the toilet paper roll under rather than over
Sometimes I stare at a door or a wall and I wonder what is this reality, why am I alive, and what is this all about
If I don’t like something, I’ll stay away from it
Imagine his surprise when he discovered that the safe was full of pudding
His ultimate dream fantasy consisted of being content and sleeping eight hours in a row
He played the game as if his life depended on it and the truth was that it did
After exploring the abandoned building, he started to believe in ghosts
You’ll see the rainbow bridge after it rains cats and dogs
He would only survive if he kept the fire going and he could hear thunder in the distance
It was difficult for Mary to admit that most of her workout consisted of exercising poor judgment
My secretary is the only person who truly understands my stamp-collecting obsession
The toddler’s endless tantrum caused the entire plane anxiety