If you really strain your ears, you can just about hear the sound of no one giving a damn
Sometimes, all you need to do is completely make an ass of yourself and laugh it off to realise that life isn’t so bad after all
She was sad to hear that fireflies are facing extinction due to artificial light, habitat loss, and pesticides
The two walked down the slot canyon oblivious to the sound of thunder in the distance
The best key lime pie is still up for debate
I used to live in my neighbor’s fishpond, but the aesthetic wasn’t to my taste
He was the type of guy who liked Christmas lights on his house in the middle of July
I really want to go to work, but I am too sick to drive
Nobody loves a pig wearing lipstick
He knew it was going to be a bad day when he saw mountain lions roaming the streets
All they could see was the blue water surrounding their sailboat
I used to live in my neighbor’s fishpond, but the aesthetic wasn’t to my taste
Having no hair made him look even hairier
The random sentence generator generated a random sentence about a random sentence
Toddlers feeding raccoons surprised even the seasoned park ranger
Andy loved to sleep on a bed of nails
If any cop asks you where you were, just say you were visiting Kansas
I liked their first two albums but changed my mind after that charity gig
I want a giraffe, but I’m a turtle eating waffles
She lived on Monkey Jungle Road and that seemed to explain all of her strangeness