You’ll see the rainbow bridge after it rains cats and dogs
The fence was confused about whether it was supposed to keep things in or keep things out
The efficiency with which he paired the socks in the drawer was quite admirable
Douglas figured the best way to succeed was to do the opposite of what he’d been doing all his life
Waffles are always better without fire ants and fleas
I’m working on a sweet potato farm
He knew it was going to be a bad day when he saw mountain lions roaming the streets
He knew it was going to be a bad day when he saw mountain lions roaming the streets
The toddler’s endless tantrum caused the entire plane anxiety
There’s probably enough glass in my cupboard to build an undersea aquarium
David proudly graduated from high school top of his class at age 97
It was always dangerous to drive with him since he insisted the safety cones were a slalom course
The spa attendant applied the deep cleaning mask to the gentleman’s back
The miniature pet elephant became the envy of the neighborhood
The rusty nail stood erect, angled at a 45-degree angle, just waiting for the perfect barefoot to come along
He was willing to find the depths of the rabbit hole in order to be with her
The tears of a clown make my lipstick run, but my shower cap is still intact
The paintbrush was angry at the color the artist chose to use
Yeah, I think it’s a good environment for learning English
Plans for this weekend include turning wine into water