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I’m working on a sweet potato farm

I was fishing for compliments and accidentally caught a trout

When he had to picnic on the beach, he purposely put sand in other people’s food

His ultimate dream fantasy consisted of being content and sleeping eight hours in a row

Edith could decide if she should paint her teeth or brush her nails

He knew it was going to be a bad day when he saw mountain lions roaming the streets

I was very proud of my nickname throughout high school but today- I couldn’t be any different to what my nickname was

The tortoise jumped into the lake with dreams of becoming a sea turtle

Three years later, the coffin was still full of Jello

The random sentence generator generated a random sentence about a random sentence

When he asked her favorite number, she answered without hesitation that it was diamonds

I checked to make sure that he was still alive

Henry couldn’t decide if he was an auto mechanic or a priest

Mary realized if her calculator had a history, it would be more embarrassing than her computer browser history

He decided water-skiing on a frozen lake wasn’t a good idea

While all her friends were positive that Mary had a sixth sense, she knew she actually had a seventh sense

Cursive writing is the best way to build a race track

Mr. Montoya knows the way to the bakery even though he’s never been there

It dawned on her that others could make her happier, but only she could make herself happy

The bees decided to have a mutiny against their queen