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After fighting off the alligator, Brian still had to face the anaconda

Pantyhose and heels are an interesting choice of attire for the beach

The blue parrot drove by the hitchhiking mongoose

Please wait outside of the house

Someone I know recently combined Maple Syrup & buttered Popcorn thinking it would taste like caramel popcorn. It didn’t and they don’t recommend anyone else do it either

Too many prisons have become early coffins

For the 216th time, he said he would quit drinking soda after this last Coke

She lived on Monkey Jungle Road and that seemed to explain all of her strangeness

She always had an interesting perspective on why the world must be flat

She was disgusted he couldn’t tell the difference between lemonade and limeade

Jason lived his life by the motto, "Anything worth doing is worth doing poorly

Her daily goal was to improve on yesterday

He liked to play with words in the bathtub

Karen realized the only way she was getting into heaven was to cheat

They ran around the corner to find that they had traveled back in time

Warm beer on a cold day isn’t my idea of fun

Despite what your teacher may have told you, there is a wrong way to wield a lasso

The irony of the situation wasn’t lost on anyone in the room

The anaconda was the greatest criminal mastermind in this part of the neighborhood

He was disappointed when he found the beach to be so sandy and the sun so sunny