The bread dough reminded her of Santa Clause’s belly
His ultimate dream fantasy consisted of being content and sleeping eight hours in a row
After coating myself in vegetable oil I found my success rate skyrocketed
He was the type of guy who liked Christmas lights on his house in the middle of July
He watched the dancing piglets with panda bear tummies in the swimming pool
Even though he thought the world was flat he didn’t see the irony of wanting to travel around the world
Peanuts don’t grow on trees, but cashews do
I really want to go to work, but I am too sick to drive
The pigs were insulted that they were named hamburgers
The green tea and avocado smoothie turned out exactly as would be expected
The tortoise jumped into the lake with dreams of becoming a sea turtle
I love eating toasted cheese and tuna sandwiches
The light in his life was actually a fire burning all around him
The stench from the feedlot permeated the car despite having the air conditioning on recycled air
They were excited to see their first sloth
He didn’t heed the warning and it had turned out surprisingly well
She felt that chill that makes the hairs on the back of your neck when he walked into the room
They finished building the road they knew no one would ever use
Sometimes I stare at a door or a wall and I wonder what is this reality, why am I alive, and what is this all about
Having no hair made him look even hairier