When he asked her favorite number, she answered without hesitation that it was diamonds
He figured a few sticks of dynamite were easier than a fishing pole to catch fish
Having no hair made him look even hairier
Sometimes I stare at a door or a wall and I wonder what is this reality, why am I alive, and what is this all about?
It turns out you don’t need all that stuff you insisted you did
There’s probably enough glass in my cupboard to build an undersea aquarium
She looked into the mirror and saw another person
Pat ordered a ghost pepper pie
The door slammed on the watermelon
He wore the surgical mask in public not to keep from catching a virus, but to keep people away from him
A good example of a useful vegetable is medicinal rhubarb
Iguanas were falling out of the trees
The body piercing didn’t go exactly as he expected
She found his complete dullness interesting
He had concluded that pigs must be able to fly in Hog Heaven
He was sure the Devil created red sparkly glitter
The elephant didn’t want to talk about the person in the room
Tuesdays are free if you bring a gnome costume
The miniature pet elephant became the envy of the neighborhood
For oil spots on the floor, nothing beats parking a motorbike in the lounge