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When he asked her favorite number, she answered without hesitation that it was diamonds

He figured a few sticks of dynamite were easier than a fishing pole to catch fish

Having no hair made him look even hairier

Sometimes I stare at a door or a wall and I wonder what is this reality, why am I alive, and what is this all about?

It turns out you don’t need all that stuff you insisted you did

There’s probably enough glass in my cupboard to build an undersea aquarium

She looked into the mirror and saw another person

Pat ordered a ghost pepper pie

The door slammed on the watermelon

He wore the surgical mask in public not to keep from catching a virus, but to keep people away from him

A good example of a useful vegetable is medicinal rhubarb

Iguanas were falling out of the trees

The body piercing didn’t go exactly as he expected

She found his complete dullness interesting

He had concluded that pigs must be able to fly in Hog Heaven

He was sure the Devil created red sparkly glitter

The elephant didn’t want to talk about the person in the room

Tuesdays are free if you bring a gnome costume

The miniature pet elephant became the envy of the neighborhood

For oil spots on the floor, nothing beats parking a motorbike in the lounge