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That is an appealing treasure map that I can’t read

Bill ran from the giraffe toward the dolphin

As you consider all the possible ways to improve yourself and the world, you notice John Travolta seems fairly unhappy

Edith could decide if she should paint her teeth or brush her nails

It was her first experience training a rainbow unicorn

It doesn’t sound like that will ever be on my travel list

For the 216th time, he said he would quit drinking soda after this last Coke

She says she has the ability to hear the soundtrack of your life

Standing on one’s head at job interviews forms a lasting impression

He ended up burning his fingers poking someone else’s fire

Tomorrow will bring something new, so leave today as a memory

It’s difficult to understand the lengths he’d go to remain short

He found a leprechaun in his walnut shell

You’re good at English when you know the difference between a man eating chicken and a man-eating chicken

He felt that dining on the bridge brought romance to his relationship with his cat

The crowd yells and screams for more memes

The fish dreamed of escaping the fishbowl and into the toilet where he saw his friend go

Sometimes you have to just give up and win by cheating

Facing his greatest fear, he ate his first marshmallow

Three years later, the coffin was still full of Jello