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The crowd yells and screams for more memes

One small action would change her life, but whether it would be for better or for worse was yet to be determined

Nobody questions who built the pyramids in Mexico

He invested some skill points in Charisma and Strength

He played the game as if his life depended on it and the truth was that it did

The stench from the feedlot permeated the car despite having the air conditioning on recycled air

He wasn’t bitter that she had moved on but from the radish

The overpass went under the highway and into a secret world

He didn’t understand why the bird wanted to ride the bicycle

The sight of his goatee made me want to run and hide under my sister-in-law’s bed

As he entered the church he could hear the soft voice of someone whispering into a cell phone

When motorists sped in and out of traffic, all she could think of was those in need of a transplant

Beach-combing replaced wine tasting as his new obsession

He learned the important lesson that a picnic at the beach on a windy day is a bad idea

She hadn’t had her cup of coffee, and that made things all the worse

There were white out conditions in the town; subsequently, the roads were impassable

For some unfathomable reason, the response team didn’t consider a lack of milk for my cereal as a proper emergency

Please tell me you don’t work in a morgue

Everybody should read Chaucer to improve their everyday vocabulary

The mysterious diary records the voice